JET FUEL GELATO

This strain hits like a slap from God. A 50/50 hybrid lovechild of Hi-Octane and Jet Fuel, it takes your brain, throws it in a blender, and serves it with a side of holy shit. One hit, and you’re buzzing like a caffeine-addicted squirrel—energized, creative, and ready to argue about conspiracy theories at 3 AM. Don’t let the size fool you—these little nuggets will uppercut your soul. Buckle up, buttercup.