CHOCOLATINA

Chocolatina Tina the bong cleaner. 70% indica and 100% wrecking ball. Born from Tina and Mint Chocolate Chip, this strain’s here to slap you into euphoria, then leave you drooling in a blissful, couch-locked coma. With 15-18% THC, it’s like a middle finger to stress, depression, and mood swings. Flavor? Sweet chocolate with a minty kick… then a diesel slap in the face. Smell? Imagine chocolate farted out by a bulldozer. The buds? Forest green with purple scars, orange hairs, and trichomes that look like they snorted crystal meth. Smoke this if you want to melt your brain and not give a damn.