faq - Midget Budz

Frequently Asked Questions

Membership and Subscriptions

Nothing new here. Click on account and enter your info. If you have any troubles, try again when you’re sober.

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That’s easy. Just subscribe to my newsletter. It’s not hard to find.

Product Information

Are smaller buds as potent as larger ones?

You’re damn right. It’s not uncommon for something smaller to be mistaken for being weaker but not this time. Small Buds are just as Potent as Larger ones. Don’t let anyone tell you any different.

Customer Service

How can I reach Customer Service?

Hit the “CONTACT US” link. I’m interested in your issue, not your life story. Keep it brief and to the point. I will get back to you ASAP.

Payments

How can I pay for my order?

I accept E-Transfers, Bitcoin and Ethereum. I moved away from IOU’s years ago. The best move I made.

Shipping

When will my order be shipped and how long will it take to arrive?

If your order is paid for by 8am (PDT) Monday to Friday (excluding holidays), your order will ship out that day. If it’s paid for after that, it will ship out the next business day. I want to get your order in your hands ASAP.

How do you package my order and is it Discreet?

Discreet is one of my specialties. I heat seal your product in a Mylar Bag and then put that bag into another, thicker Mylar bag and heat seal that as well. Just like you should do on a date at 3am, we double bag it. Only you and I will know the contents of that bag.

How do you ship my order?

I only use Canada Post Xpress Post. They seem to find your privacy just as important as I do.

Do you offer Free Shipping?

I do. Once your order hits $144, it’s Free. If there are any Discounts applied, the $144 has to be hit after those Discounts. No exceptions, so don’t ask. If you don’t hit free shipping threshold, it’s $20 flat.

Where do you ship to?

I only ship within Canada and wherever Canada Post will deliver to.

How long will it take for my order to arrive?

Usually between 2-3 business days. If you live in Butt Fuck Nowhere, have some patience, you decided to live there.

Order Issues

My order is late.

Relax. Once in a while Canada Post is late. We can all encounter issues, just like CP can. Just keep an eye on your Tracking number. If Canada Post shows the order still out for delivery, that’s what I will assume. It’s only when Canada Post shows your package to be lost or undeliverable, will I take action and make sure we take care of you 100%.

What if my order doesn’t arrive?

If Canada Post shows the order still out for delivery, that’s what I will assume. It’s only when Canada Post shows your package to be lost or undeliverable, will I take action and make sure we take care of you 100%.

What if my order is incorrect or there is an issue with it?

Shit happens but how we reify those mistakes, is what’s important. If there’s any problem with your order, I got you. Just contact Customer Service with the issue and we will make sure we handle it. Don’t BS me, I will know.

My Tracking Number isn’t working.

This is an easy one. Once I package up your order, I scan it in the shop. That scan automatically attaches the Tracking Number to your order and emails it to you. That does not mean it’s live yet though. In order for that Tracking to be Live, Canada Post has to receive it and scan it on their end. If your Tracking number isn’t live by the next day from when it’s shipped, Contact us.

Will I get a Tracking Number?

Yeah. Once I package up your order, I scan it. That scan automatically attaches the Tracking Number to your order and emails it to you. That does not mean it’s live yet though. In order for that Tracking to be Live, Canada Post has to receive it and scan it on their end.